Thursday, July 28, 2005
Just a quick blog before I sleep... hai~... juggling Matric Fair and work is tiring... hur...
YOU HAVE TWO COWS...
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have to buy a $30,000 certificate of entitlement each. You are taxed for the milk the cows produce. You are charged for parking the cows and fined for not cleaning up after them.
The last one is so very true... hiak hiak... =P
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