Monday, May 16, 2005
AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man about (20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady
got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under
a sweets sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I
grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, '"Logan'sLiniment will
reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a
deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could
hardly contain myself. But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and
sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
accident'... I just lost it."
CASE DISMISSED!
Hrm... I wonder whether this can work in Singapore... you know... sit in the MRT... look at the ads above the heads of people... then see whether it fits them... heh... It's mean, I know... but that's one interesting way to pass the time... Hehe...
you have just Slacked with Chris @ 1:00 AM
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