Sunday, April 10, 2005


Here are some new quotes from bash.org, for those who are mugging for exams... they're a good way to relieve stress... Enjoy!! I'm going back to hit the books...

Plouj: I can't put a finger on my problem(s).
@Pezmaker: Plouj: touch your finger to your forehead


Ar0uNd: Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which
Ar0uNd: created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,
Ar0uNd: which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad
Ar0uNd: breath. This made him.... what?
Ar0uNd: (This is so bad it's good...) --a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


Wolfe177: Me: "so when are we going to use this stuff in real life", math teacher: "when u become a math teacher"
(wonder y we're learning math then =P)



king-rea: theres no i in team
The-great-jack: well theres no u ether, so if im not on the team, and ur not on the team
The-great-jack: whos on the fucking team?!?
king-rea: yea, the team sux...down with the team


britt: And that the only reason we PMS is because our uterus is screaming at our brain to go out, get fucked, and have a baby.
britt: and it makes us angry.


* lios has two tests he is totaly unprepared for..
Placid-Nightmares: pregnancy and urine
Placid-Nightmares: :/


zero:dude that computer you nicked from school, ive just had the police round being questioned about it, they will probably be at yours soon.
Anony-X: WTF SHIT!!!!!what do i do? my parents are gunna fucking kill me and im gunna get fucking expelled
Anony-X: Man, im running away from home, it sucks anyway theres never a sprite in the fridge when you need it,take care.
*** Anony-X has left #bnbn
zero:HA APRIL FOOL!
zero:danny?
zero:oooh shit...
(Damn good April Fool's prank!!)


i love you mannnnnnnn!!!!11111111111
i love you to, in a fuck off and dont come near me kind of way.
(what happens when you're too f***ed up on weed)


SuperCoW : i once questioned a turtle about advanced trigonometry
SuperCoW : but after a while i found out it was only a rock
eightyapes : idiot
SuperCoW : fuck u... it was all mossy n stuff so it looked like a turtle
eightyapes : i dont think u get my point


Moonpie: one time, in middle school, some people let some pigs onto the campus. They painted on the pigs "1", "2", and "4". The faculty spent weeks looking for the third one.

Hope you guys enjoyed those!! Good luck for the exams!!

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