Thursday, June 30, 2005

We had a very irritating customer today... First, he comes in and tells us he wants to sit at the back, where, quite clearly, is the sign "Section Closed" shown. Then, he pointed to the seats near the back, where there are 3 tables with the "Reserved" sign on them... Allo... I can see those 2 signs from NYDC lah... you tell me you can't see them even though they're not even 20 metres from you? You're wearing glasses somemore you know!! Just cos you're with another guy friend and 2 girls, doesn't mean you can act all assertive and whatnot just to show off to them... Damn poseur...

Then when I go take your orders, everyone else has decided except you... so much for your assrtiveness eh? Can even "err... ah.. err..." when you're telling me you want to use the coupons you have... Where's your confidence and boldness now? Shattered when you couldn't get the table you wanted? Even want to remind me that you'll have your tea later, AFTER I just repeated, "And 2 teas later." Wrong way to show your assertiveness man...

Then try to act all bigshot when it comes to paying the bill... and you find that the 1 for 1 set meal means that the cheaper set meal is free... not the more expensive one that you paid for... Say things like, "I study business, and I've worked in F & B before, I know you all can split the bill" Allo... management say cannot means cannot lah... You say can, you're the management ah? Then act cheapskate by saying "I have to pay for the coupons too you know.." WTF... no one forced your hand to buy the coupons... our fault meh? Our fault that you're too stupid to read the conditions at the back of the card? I expected that, since you couldn't even read the 2 signs in the shop...

So what if you're studying business, you've just given your school a bad name... you even so stupid to wear the school's t shirt to the shop... now we all know where you're from... But I'm not going to say where... after all, there are only a few management schools whose campus is near Orchard... and still half completed...

One tip to anyone who wants to impress girls... Don't tell any restaurant management what they CAN and CANNOT do... cos we already know what we can and cannot do... trying to tell us something different, will just embarrass you when we don't do what you want, and you'll be the fool, not us...

There are better ways to impress them, that don't include making yourself look like a ass...
you have just Slacked with Chris @ 12:33 AM

Comments: Post a Comment