Sunday, June 12, 2005
You know how sometimes, someone says something to funny that you'll be laughing non stop?? Well... the following certainly made me do that... I even had to try to stifle the laughter by burying my head under a pillow...
From bash.org:
Nori123: You don't know jack shit
VioletSky: That's not true, I know him well
Nori123: Haha
VioletSky: I'm serious
From bash.org:
Nori123: You don't know jack shit
VioletSky: That's not true, I know him well
Nori123: Haha
VioletSky: I'm serious
VioletSky: Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
VioletSky: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
VioletSky: However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
VioletSky: She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
VioletSky: Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
VioletSky: The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
VioletSky: Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
VioletSky: So there.
FiPo: LOL
Nori123: I have actually chortled coke through my nose
ROTFLMAO
I'm not kidding... It IS that farney to me... heh... =P
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