Thursday, July 28, 2005
YOU HAVE TWO COWS...
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have to buy a $30,000 certificate of entitlement each. You are taxed for the milk the cows produce. You are charged for parking the cows and fined for not cleaning up after them.
The last one is so very true... hiak hiak... =P
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Monday, July 18, 2005
Lets see... been a long time since I blogged... probaby cos I'm so tired after work... I just come home and KO sometimes... Work is kinda fun... but sometimes, you really meet some shitty customers... like those who act like they cannot see the RESERVED sign on the table right in front of them and just want to sit at that table... Allo... Table is reserved... cannot read ah? Not for you lah!!!
Then there are those who act like they have a membership at the restaurant just because they bought the stupid Granton card... It's those card things which give you offers at restaurants, where you can get 1 for 1 set meals or desserts... Stupid card...
Most people don't like sitting near the kitchen, cos ours is an open kitchen, so you can smell the food cooking, I think it's kinda nice, but others, esp women don't... thing is... their perfume is even worse than the kitchen!! Eeew...
Worse thing happened yesterday... I worked full shift... damn tired... and nearing the end of the shift, I spilled water on the table and it got onto a female customer!!!!! Argh!!! All because the dishwasher broke down, then we had a shortage of normal glasses, and we had to use the taller ones, which were more unstable... hai~... luckily, only a bit got onto the customer... most of it was on the table and floor... luckily got ppl to help me clean up... So pai seh... Luckily the customer didn't complain...
Heh... I think next time I do full day, I won't do it on a Sat.. heh... really too busy... always full house...
Anyway... good news is, I got new hair!! New haircut anyway... hehe... I kinda like it... don't know y..
I'll post pics up soon!! heh... and show you guys my good side... hee...
Later:
My pics are here!!!
Aaron's send off, when I still had long hair...
Kevin's send off, after cutting my hair...
My new hair!! Eyes look weird =x
My right side, not so good hor...
My left side, better right?
So... does it look better??
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