Sunday, March 07, 2004
There's the Wheely brats, who zoom around everywhere on their stupid and sometimes pirated thick clumpy wheely shoes... They're like kids who are amped up on crack or something, whizzing here and there, paying no attention to the chaos and pandemonium they leave behind... I've already lost count of the number of times I had to stop by the tip of my shoes just because some brat thinks it's fun trying to be a speed demon in an insanely heavily populated department store... Freakin attention seekers... Going around on their stupid shoes, probably thinking, look at me!!! I can whizz!! Hope you guys slip and fall down some steps cos the idiot wheels in your heels can't grip for nuts...
Then there are the Neanderthals in the MRT... who think their balls are SO big, they have to sit with their legs wide apart... inadverdantly squeezing the two ppl on both sides of them... Freakin idiots... Your balls aren't THAT big so just close up your legs will ya?!?!? Give those who have average sized balls some space... Or maybe you can't cos it isn't that your balls are big, it's just that your ass and thighs have grown FAT... So fat that you can't close your legs without squeezing your balls and probably giving yourselves a voice like a pre-pubescent kid...
Not to mention the Rat packers who just like to sit down in front of the doors and place their huge bags and dirty stuff around them, depriving others of valuable standing space in a crowded MRT just because their skinny little legs can't take any more standing after a morning of soccer or basketball or whatever shit... Maybe next time I'll deliberately stand right in the middle of the pack and pretend not to notice them, or the fact that I'm standing on their stuff... ;P
Of course, these are just a few of the many types that are out there... And mind you, those are just the few that I encountered in the morning... There's definitely more to come...
Oh, before I forget, if there's one thing I REALLY cannot stand, it's abusive boyfriends... Saw a guy mistreating his girl today in Citylink Mall... But I couldn't really confirm it cos she girl wasn't making a scene and they were moving pretty fast to the escalator... Just saw that he was kinda rough with her... Maybe she likes it that way, I don't know, but if not, then that's one abusive bugger... Should be jailed with the rest of the ppl like him, and I'm talking about those molesters and rapists... They should be able to break his ass in pretty well... Hehe... Yes, I'm vengeful, so what? They deserve it... F***ing idiots, you're supposed to take care of your girl, not treat her like a punching bag!!! Just because you've got more mass and nothing much up there, doesn't mean you can do that!!! If it were up to me, I'd truss you up by the toothpick that you call a dick and leave you in the middle of Orchard Road!!!
Phew... Finally got that out of my system... On the brighter side of things, I went to the Education Fair at Suntec City today... Ran into 2 long-time-no-see frens... Had fun catching up with them... ;) Plus... got to see quite a lot of chio bus!! Whoo hoo!! ;P
Think I'll stop here for today... if I go on about the idiocy of Singaporeans, I don't think I'll be able to finish... Maybe another day... ;)
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